I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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