There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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