So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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