I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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