There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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