He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Randomize