I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
