It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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