i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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