she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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