the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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