i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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