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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(407): View more from Florida

Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?

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(440): View more from Ohio

It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night

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(949): View more from California

One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.

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(949): View more from California

Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.

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(513): View more from Ohio

seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been

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(915): View more from Texas

I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".

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