no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Randomize
