Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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