Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
