giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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