She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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