It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I came so hard my ears popped.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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