chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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