oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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