Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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