When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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