Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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