Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
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