so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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