I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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