Don't you send me to vm
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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