I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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