You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
