I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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