So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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