he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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