went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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