Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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