What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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