brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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