Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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