Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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