Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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