But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We were destined to go to rehab together
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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