Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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