fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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