belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just had sex on a roof
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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