We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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