If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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