Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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