So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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