i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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