Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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