we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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