fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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