remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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