I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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