she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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