i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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