nut hugger
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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