Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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